Punk Rock and Spider-man

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

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feminempreg:

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lymphonodge2:

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

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wattse:

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

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brotherwife:

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

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wr3hart:

Amazing Spider-Man (1999) #560 - PeterMJ edition.

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cordeliaflyte:

They need to invent financial independence for people who are unemployable and do useless degrees

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nervousmonolith:

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. Poseidon’s curse 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐳🌊🐳🐳🌊🐳🌊🐳🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

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teathattast:

sargent balls Lol

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